#Stolen From A Blogger's Desk: If u ain't laughing, u are definitely a job seeker!! LOL

I just had to share this after I saw it because I found it very funny. These are quotes made up by Nigerians but attributed to famous authors. Read below:

-Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872) 

-He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904) 

-He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 

-Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900) 

-Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member  William Shakespeare (1788) 

-Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria school - Lord Lugard (1904)

-He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Nelson mandela (1931) 

-Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999) 

-Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893) 

-He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947) 

-Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari (1980)
-Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) 

-No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
-Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011) 

-Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)

Proudly Naija!!!!!!!!!!! (Moji no vex)